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Catherine DeJager

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The Haven

I Love My Stubborn Cat

My cat is an adorable furball who fills my life with joy. She is also the reason I can frequently be found cleaning poop off the bathroom…

Aug 24, 2023

I Love My Stubborn Cat

Aug 24, 2023

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The Haven

Writer’s Block: 13 New Puns

What else could be a writer’s block?

Aug 22, 2023

Writer’s Block: 13 New Puns

Aug 22, 2023

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Blow Your Stack

I Hate Doing Laundry

My boyfriend has just informed me I am no longer allowed to use the washer and dryer at his parents’ house, which adds to my laundry list…

Aug 21, 2023

I Hate Doing Laundry

Aug 21, 2023

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Writers’ Blokke

My Favorite Questions as an Interviewee

How can I learn whether I’d like working for you?

Feb 28, 2023

My Favorite Questions as an Interviewee

Feb 28, 2023

Published in
Fictions

Disguises, Sparkles, and Too Many Potatoes: Agriana’s Adventures Part Two

Forest Fiasco Arc: Part Two

May 15, 2022

Disguises, Sparkles, and Too Many Potatoes: Agriana’s Adventures Part Two

May 15, 2022

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Fictions

Monsters, Adventurers, and Creative Chaos: Agriana’s Adventures Part One

Forest Fiasco Arc: Part One

Mar 28, 2022

Monsters, Adventurers, and Creative Chaos: Agriana’s Adventures Part One

Mar 28, 2022

Published in
Counter Arts

My Kitchen is a Disaster Zone

My craziest kitchen catastrophes, ranked

Jan 23, 2022

My Kitchen is a Disaster Zone

Jan 23, 2022

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The Haven

10 Resolutions For a Total Transformation

New moon, new me

Dec 30, 2021

10 Resolutions For a Total Transformation

Dec 30, 2021

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The Haven

Scones of Dissent: Jam and Cream Play out the Age-Old Debate

Who’s on first?

Dec 12, 2021

Scones of Dissent: Jam and Cream Play out the Age-Old Debate

Dec 12, 2021

Necessity is the Mother of Invention (Audio form)

“I Spy” meets “Mother May I?”

Dec 5, 2021

Necessity is the Mother of Invention (Audio form)

Dec 5, 2021

Wearing the Salad and Stabbing the Scientist: An Unconventional Video Game

Text adventures are fun, and I wrote one!

Oct 3, 2021

Wearing the Salad and Stabbing the Scientist: An Unconventional Video Game

Oct 3, 2021

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The Haven

Living in the Shadows

Apparently, my apartment needs more lighting

Aug 26, 2021

Living in the Shadows

Aug 26, 2021

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Know Thyself, Heal Thyself

A Paradox of Productivity: How Idolizing Efficiency Ruined My Life

Sometimes hard work causes more problems than it solves

Aug 23, 2021

A Paradox of Productivity: How Idolizing Efficiency Ruined My Life

Aug 23, 2021

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The Haven

Quick, Hide Everything! My Parents are Coming.

A brief inventory of what must be concealed

Aug 22, 2021

Quick, Hide Everything! My Parents are Coming.

Aug 22, 2021

Finding My Voice: I Added Audio to My Medium Articles

Listen to my previous articles, and ready your ears for what comes next

Aug 16, 2021

Finding My Voice: I Added Audio to My Medium Articles

Aug 16, 2021

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The Haven

Have My Unicycle Riding Hopes Been Dashed Forever?

I recently encountered an unexpected hurdle, and I can only jump so high

Aug 12, 2021

Have My Unicycle Riding Hopes Been Dashed Forever?

Aug 12, 2021

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Counter Arts

How I Accidentally Got Fanfiction Banned at my Christian University

Or, how an overachieving student happened to alert faculty to the moral depravity of AO3

Aug 12, 2021

How I Accidentally Got Fanfiction Banned at my Christian University

Aug 12, 2021

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The Haven

Woman Playing Tetris Just Wants Game to be Over Already: Moving Bricks is Hard Work

Is there a “skip level” option for packing?

Jul 6, 2021

Woman Playing Tetris Just Wants Game to be Over Already: Moving Bricks is Hard Work

Jul 6, 2021

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The Haven

To All the Hotel Pillows I’ve Slept with Before

You and I both know it’s time to move on

Jul 2, 2021

To All the Hotel Pillows I’ve Slept with Before

Jul 2, 2021

Published in
Counter Arts

Betcha Can’t Choose Just One!

Facing infinite options in the information age

Jun 30, 2021

Betcha Can’t Choose Just One!

Jun 30, 2021

Catherine DeJager

Catherine DeJager

Keeper of many ideas, distributor of substantially fewer. Delving into the depths of radiant reads, and wandering in the woods of wonderful writing.

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